"I hooked up with a guy I met at a bar, and the next day, I added him on Facebook. My request was instantly accepted, and shortly afterward, I received this freaking novel-length message from his account. Apparently, his girlfriend of three years knew his password and figured something was up when he got a friend request from a cute blond. In more than 1,000 words, she told me their entire relationship history and begged me to tell her how I'd met him and if we'd hooked up. Umm
I immediately deleted that message and the guy from my friend list."
Jessica
"My long-time crush had been Facebook-messaging me a ton; every convo was all flirty he even suggested I come with him on one of his work trips! and I really thought he was finally going to ask me on an official date. Then one day, I looked at his wall and realized some chick had been posting lovey-dovey 'babe' and 'hon' comments for the past few months. I casually asked him in my next message if he had a girlfriend...and he never wrote back! Here's the kicker: Shortly after I sent that message, he updated his profile to be 'In a Relationship.'"
Mandy
"A dude from high school whom I haven't seen in seriously a decade Facebook-chatted me, first asking me to go to a baseball game with him and then explaining that I could pay him back in sexual favors, specifically oral sex. Uh, seriously? I politely told him I had a boyfriend. He cut off all contact, right after posting a status update that read, 'Until you cut the thread, I'll wait patiently every day.'"
Dianne
"I go out with one of my best guy friends a lot, so there are tons of pics of us together on Facebook. In many of them, we're hugging or dancing, but our relationship has always been platonic. A few months ago, he dumped his GF, and the ex went crazy making nasty comments on some of the photos. Apparently, she felt the need to inform me and everyone else looking at the pictures that I am 'fucking ugly' and have 'a fat head.' Bitter much?"
Katy
"I was talking to a guy I liked, but he wasn't my friend on Facebook. A couple weeks after we met, this random girl added me as a friend. I accepted, then deleted her after a week because I realized I had no clue who she was and we had no friends in common. Months later, the guy I was talking to finally added me. As I was looking through the pictures that other people tagged of him, I noticed a familiar face in most of them: the random girl who had added me. Turns out, it was his psycho ex-girlfriend. Apparently, she went through his cell phone address book and then not only looked up, but also friend requested the people she didn't know. Some people just can't let go!"
Becky
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